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My PHD in Hooking 101- Chapter 10

My PHD in Hooking 101- Chapter 10

Traveling

Of course traveling is for the more experienced provider. It works the same as any incall you are in a hotel. You follow all the same rules.. Steal sheets from the maids, towels, washclothes, etc. Never ask, thats right, just steal them.. You know I have a secret Ciara007 list for how to work discreetly out of your hotel room. It’s unfortunate that some coppy mother fuckers may be reading this, so we wont say here.. 🙂 Hahaha MR Marriot, thought you would read something good eh ? I’m not telling you either Mr Hilton.

What we will talk about is places to travel and how to do it a little more safely. Without spewing too much of our secrets.

Cities

he best cities to travel to are Tier 2 cities. ” Ciara, what in the hell are Tier 2 cities ? ”

Tier 1- are your major metro cities- Chicago, NYC, LA.You get it.

Tier 2- Albany, Cleveland, Indianapolis, Buffalo, Pittsburgh, Philly. You get it.

Tier 3- Hoakey towns. Allentown PA, Williamsport Pa, Ashtabula Ohio, Bloomington/Bedford Indiana. So hoakey, I used to live there.. LOL

So anyhow, Tier 2 cities are the best. Many girls think they will make their money in Major Metro areas. Well you better have a lot to offer or already have a rep that proceeds yourself to do such. You are in competition with 10,000 other escorts that flood that city.

Take Mikithemilf.com. Shes known Nationally for her wit, her creative flare, her love for sex and men, her love for life. She can go to Anchorage ALaska and men will know her. As for Gretta Greenthumb, flutter your wings in small city first if you don’t have alot to bring to the table.
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When traveling, travel light. How much do you really need for 3-4 days in a hotel room, where you will never see the light of day, and are naked most of the time ? You don’t need 7 outfits,12 pieces of lingerie.. Pack light in case you have to get up out of dodge like a vendor on a street corner in Times Square selling hot Prada Bags. (it’s funny how fast they snap up their tables)
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When traveling by plane, its probably not best to have your stilettos , dildos,and roll of condoms packed on top. These things can be bought at your place of destination anyhow. One girl told me once, she did this. Put a note on top of her suitcase that said. ” Thanks for homeland security, Im going to have a great time in San fran!!” Funny shit ! HAha
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When traveling, no it doesn’t matter if you use priceline or hotwire. C’mon. This calls attention at the staff desk, They watch those rooms carefully to make sure you are out on time, etc. I know many that are treated like 2nd class citizens when they use these alotted rooms. You make 250 to 700 an hour. You can afford a 150 hotel room. Lets not get greedy for the love of God.
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When traveling, dont set up your hotel room like a budoir ` !! Danger will robinson!!
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Please don’t leave your dirty towels from other clients in the bathroom . DOnt leave empty condom/wrappers in the garbage for other men to see.
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ALways have a touring buddy. It’s fun, and it’s a little more safe. However, do not share a room, get an adjoining room. Too many men calls too much attention.
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Please dress with class when checking in,checking out, if going down to breakfast. Please don’t dress like a hooker when traveling. Just because you are an escort, doesn’t mean you are a hooker. They stand on the street corner. You don’t. It will call attention from staff. If you are in big metro cities, put your hair up, have a little bit of discression. In some cities, our industry is totally frowned upon. They coach the staff with pictures of internet escorts. Don’t worry about what cities. Just always be prepared and look like a civilian, not a floozy.
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Always tip the maids. Not for any reason other than, it’s very nice.
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Do not ever ask the maids for extra towels and washclothes,linens and so on. Sneak out and grab em.
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Drink lots of water and have healthy snacks to eat in between calls. Keep 2 hours open to have yourself a lunch break, and please dont answer to room service in your escorting attire. HAHA, someone did that once not thinking.. ( NO IT WASNT ME )
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Please don’t be cute and comply to a mans request to answer the door naked. For the love of fruitloops, i know a girl that did this once. The lady across the hall walked out of her room just at that time.
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Dont smoke in your room. Its gross. and smells bad.
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Dont stay in hotels that are small. Stay in ones that are very busy where business men are coming and going. Large chains.
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Small hotels. Stay away. Red roof inns, Embassy Suites. Red roofs are mostly constucted where anyone can see the 10 men a day entering and leaving your room. Dont do that. Embassy suites. I can’t explain, same thing, anyone can see the traffic coming in and out of your room. Days Inn, same story, depending on the set up of hotel.
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Dont tell your client where you are staying before your trip. Don’t tell them where you are staying and the room number . Tell them a little before appointment. HAve them call you when they are in the parking lot. Then tell them the room number.
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Don’t tell your gentlemen friend to sneak in the back door. Someone is always watching. This looks suspicious )
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Don’t tell your friends in that city where you are staying. You never know who your friends are in this industry.
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If you are attending meet n greets in the city , don’t drive your car there.
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When advertising for a certain city, Please refrain from ” HI, want some hot pussy ? Im staying in the Ohare airport area ” Just say, ” HI MR POLICEMAN, please come bust me ” Don’t advertise in 80 different places 2 times a day. ” You put a bad light on the girls that live and work there. Have a heart.

I am told by my friend ChitownPimp after he read my scrap copy of this ” Although, you could add…………When visiting Chicago, ask for CTP and he’ll show you the time of your life!!! lol ” Lord. Hahaha
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For the more experienced girl shouldnt have to advertise at all. when you get those emails that say, ” When are you coming back to chicago,san fran, or wherever, put them in a folder marked with that city. When you get 20 or more requests, travel there again and alert your gents. ( ask them first if you can save their email and do this ) (But Ciara, you said to never save emails ) No I didn’t. If you are getting busted honey, it isn’t because of emails they saw on your computer. They arrest you, then see them. LOL. They dont come in and say ” let me see your computer ” hahaha..
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Please dont call your men and let them know you are in town. They apparently dont give a rats ass if they didnt email ya and havent seen ya for 3 years.
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For the gents. A few rules of thumb:
-Don’t go to the hotel desk asking for Succulent Sara.(this has happened)
– If you’ve shorted her donation, please do not bring it back and leave it at the hotel desk marked Ciara. This has happened to me. I simply said it was for my daughters birthday.
– Dont call your provider from the lobby, saying HI DIRTY DONNA IM IN THE LOBBY, what room are you in ?
— Dont tell your hobby friends or ladies, where touring girls stay.
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I’ve reached my pinnacle, Packing for Albany now. blah. ( remember to email me if you want my touring travel secret Ciara007list of do’s and don’t to have a more discreet trip.

Goodnight MR Kalabash wherever you are.

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