Today boys and girls, Listen up! Move to the head of the class if you cannot hear my yell!!!
Today our topic is WHAT I NEED TO START AS AN ESCORT.
It isn't stilettos and fishnets. It isn't a new piece of lingerie.
( When I started in this biz ten years ago, all I had was a ratty ass apartment and one teal teddy) Those days are gone !!! So listen up to my 2006 update!
What do I need before I get started as an escort ? A real live escort ? You know, A girl that travels, like one of the big wigs I've been admiring from afar ?
Well let me reiterate one of my blogs from a few weeks ago that only took me 10 minutes to write, it came to the top of my brain in a crappity snap!!
What some don't know is, 1% of escorting takes place in the bedroom..
Here's what all good professional girls need, here what they do to get ready for dates/a date/ or just the everyday life of an escort.
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1. googling
2. screening
3. htmling
4. php-ing
5. xml'ing
6. podcasting
7. videoing
8. marketing
9. web designing
10. public relations
11. emails
12. resourceful outlets
13. teaching ourselves new things on the computer
14. rss feeds
15. blogging
16. driving
17. shopping
18. manicures
19. pedicures
20. hair appts
21. working out
22. groups
23. mailing lists
24. cell phone shopping
25. hotel reservations
26. travel reservations
27. knowing how to get past homeland security
28. lawyers
29. agents
30. assistants.
31. networking with other girls
32. networking with other hobbyists
33. incall locations
34. getting kids set with sitters
35. shopping for good cars that will get our asses around the country.
36. schedules
37. scheduling
38. doctors
39. physicals
40. condoms
41. lubes
42. sex toys
43. knowing how to be a friend
44. knowing how to be professional
45. knowing where the boundaries are.
46. writing cute little ads.
47. writing and more writing
48. dentists
49. grocey shopping (snacks for clients)
50. being our own detectives
51. reading up on alternate sex groups Ie. swingers,bdsm,fbsm
52. keeping up with the newest craze and learning them - tanra +fbsm ie
53. makeup
54. taxis
55. trains
56. weeding out the bad emails
57. weeding out cops on phone
58. knowing what to say and not to say in emails
59. being discreet
60. hiding from family and friends
61. hiding from our workplace
62. taking the risk of being seen in public and wearing nathaniel hawthornes scarlet letter !
63. meet n greets ( we are all expected to be there )
64. perfumes soaps- smelling perty
65. cleaning incall locations
66. cleaning like an animal half hour in between calls
67. researching what is going on in any city we travel to
68. banner exchanging
69. computer shopping
70. networking and wifi-ing
71. hiring drivers
72. hiring accountants
73. hiring a trainer
74. knowing how to NOT get busted
75. remembering not to leave anything behind
76. making sure the men leave nothing behind
77. tons of laundry
78. 5-6 showers a day
79. palm pilots
80. car repairs
81. mechanic bills
82. financial planner
83. banks
84. hiring photographers
85. modeling
86. knowing what kind of photos men want to see
87. tanning
88. gift shopping for our favorite clients
89. std testing
90. mental stress from when a girlfriend calls us
91. or a wife calls us
92. giving our hobbyists tips and tricks on how to stay discreet from their significant others
93. answering phones
94. being courteous and friendly at all times.- good customer service- just as if they are calling Sears LOL
95. knowing how to protect ourselves in case of an attacker
96. some girls take kick boxing or some form of martial arts.
97. diets
98. remembering to love ourselves for what and who we are
99. having a good sense of humor- if we didnt- we'd be in a mental ward poking african stickpins in our voodoo dolls made of socks
100. Uh oh a clients at the door, Time to RUN!!!Finally we get to have sex !!! * maybe. sometimes clients dont even want sex.. LOL (damn them )
Again its 1% of what we do .
____________________________________________ Ciara, I don't want to do all that. I just wanna make a little money.
Good luck ! You won't last in this industry long. You will get slurped up like last nights soup !
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This is the word of Ciara,
Amen
Todays soup of the day is-
MarSoupial
Tomorrow- Honesty
As said by the Mayflower madam
"I Ran the wrong kind of business, but I did it with honesty and integrity"
